The Ask-vocate: April Edition

Anonymous

This time with real questions! Don’t forget to submit more in the box located in the high school library.

What’s up with the bathrooms in the music hall?

Nobody knows.

Where is the water fountain in the music hall?

It’s in a better place now.

What’s your social security number?

503 35 92432

Or 123 45 6789 if you’re nasty.

Are there such things as “soul mates”?

I’m not sure, but I do believe in sole mates. Payless online has a wonderful shoe sizing chart that can satisfy all your foot-related needs!

Where is the music hall?

Wherever that one kid who is constantly strumming a ukulele is.

Big foot or lochness monster?

Bigfoot, 100%. There’s no mystery as to where the lochness monster supposedly is, whereas bigfoot seems to have been spotted globally. How is he travelling internationally? Does he stowaway on ships, or does he take planes? So many unanswered questions.

Should I tuck in my shirt or leave it out?

“…that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?”