Marvel Movies; so incredibly over-exaggerated and dramatic that Shakespeare might as well come back from the grave to recite all of his plays at once. The Avengers debut in 2012 and ever since New York...
Thong Nguyen, Feature and Opinion Editor
• October 13, 2019
A regular hard-working man, woman, or student would be required to always have an equally hard-working co-worker. Often it is the printer. A staple in office equipment or a school’s library and runs...
In a modern world with modern technology, a nation must transition from decrepit and outdated styles into more efficient means of warfare. From steel swords to roaring gunpowder, chariots to armored vehicles,...
School is almost out with barely a month left, so we here at The Advocate wanted to help our community get heat strokes during this summer vacation and, for our senior students, we would like...
Ever had Tupperware spaghetti? The feeling of utter disgust when it’s been in the fridge for a couple of days and you gotta heat it back up, only for the spaghetti to be sub-par. It’s a disgrace for...
Last month on the 25th, a United Airlines flight numbered 122 crashed off the coast of New Jersey after it was reportedly steered off course and almost slamming into another building. The Coast Guard was...
In a spark of innovation, Samsung has started the renaissance of technology, Ethernet Galaxy S2! The EGS2 has a portable charger for on the go so you can bring the EGS2 experience wherever you go. This...
“Frownland” was created by the legendary Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band in 1969. It’s a song out of time, the perfection of the musical structure and the incredible usage of unorthodox instruments...
January 7th, The Capitol Building. Janitor Will Kiss Booth was cleaning the drab and empty Lower Chamber; dusting the picture of Vince Offer and throwing away the 863 bottles of dubious origin only found...
Scientists from China have announced a new invention sparked by scientific research that could shape the future as we know it, and could potentially put China as the world’s second world power; running....
You all know the famous Halloween killers. Jason, Michael Myers, Pennywise etcetera. But what you may not know is that they all lead secret, surprisingly, normal lives.
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The famous Bob Ross died July 4th, 1995. He was the face of serenity and peace and loved by millions. But we have recently found some shocking news. Bob Ross may not be who he is shown to be... Cleaning...
