Bob Ross Not Serene?

The Leek

  The famous Bob Ross died July 4th, 1995. He was the face of serenity and peace and loved by millions. But we have recently found some shocking news. Bob Ross may not be who he is shown to be… Cleaning out his home, workers found some horrible things. Hardcore rock CD’s were found in his dresser and some scandalous paintings of things we are not allowed to say here, very disturbing. Some footage of Bob stealing paint from a store was found on a Home Depot security tape. This footage was stolen and stashed in Bob’s closet.

 

  Many fans of Bob Ross were devastated by the news and were seen in the streets burning Bob’s paintings. This was painful news for some people to take as well as his son. He said, “This is like, pretty not cool and stuff.” He was completely overwhelmed.